I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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