Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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