and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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