I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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