hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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