Yo dont text me then not text me
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
