Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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