Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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