her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He has the fingertips of a God
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