Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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