He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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