therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wish you could order shots online.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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