oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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