We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
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