My friends, they love my intelligence
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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