she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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