wrigley field is MILF paradise
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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