After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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