sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Also, beer. Big fan.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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