margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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