Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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