Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I am mentally ready for anal.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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