You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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