The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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