these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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