It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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