I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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