I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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