You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Also, beer. Big fan.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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