i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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