She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I would ride that face into the sunset
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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