I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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