you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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