We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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