I have demons in me.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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