okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
