Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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