Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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