man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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