I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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