bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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