Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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