What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
