..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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