using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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