you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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