Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i dont even know how to be here
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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