I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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