She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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