I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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