She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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