She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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